Ho-hum: another week, another perfunctory examination of the logs, another dozen or so goofy search strings. But you’re used to it, right?
database long island women: Is this a database of women on Long Island, or a database of island women with, um, length?
yogurt psychological description: At least nobody’s accusing it of being multicultural.
floor wax bob vila: Why wait until he’s on the floor? Wax him now.
robot tattoo: And you said you’d never need that extra set of drill bits.
“who needs brains when I’ve got these”: Trust funds, right?
what is the reason customer unsatisfied with PROTON: Some people just don’t take a positive charge very well.
matt drudge “not on radio”: And they say there’s no God.
How the hell do I program this keyless entry remote for my 2003 Park Ave.? You’re asking me? Do I look like I own a Buick? (Don’t answer that.)
my Scion Dealer insists I am loaded: Maybe it’s because you keep showing up with a keyless-entry remote for a Buick.
spirits watch us masturbate: At least they don’t distract us.
how to modify 2007 honda accord driver seat to accomadate [sic] someone with long legs: Um, slide it back, maybe? Unless you’re Nadja Auermann.
moist turtle’s gilbert gottfried: This is the first I’ve heard tell of Gilbert Gottfried having any effect on amphibians.
cooked squirrel testicles: At least they aren’t raw, though I can’t address the question of moistness.
Cruex Jacob disease mad cow disease: Um, that’s Creutzfeldt. Cruex is what you use for mad jock disease.