Seen in the Border Mail by Ray Dixon, this odd little advertisement:
Mr Dixon attempts to explain:
What is a “genuine” nudist?
Someone who not only likes to parade around in the nude in front of other people, but who is also not just trying to show off his or her prowess. Think of the not so well-endowed, they MUST be genuine nudists to go around showing off what they haven’t got.
What is the ad really selling?
I think they might be trying to find recruits for a new super competition of nude volleyball, which is tipped to be played at this year’s Beijing Olympics.
I suspect Mr Dixon is giving us the Trans-Hemisphere Chain Pull with this latter, but I have to admit, I’m amused by the concept: wouldn’t that just frost NBC’s, um, bottom line?