The March of the Carnival of the Vanities goes ever on, at least for the next few weeks or so, when presumably the April of the Carnival will begin. I’m looking forward to it, if only because of the random statistic thrown out by the National Weather Service’s VHF radio service this morning: of the five months with the greatest recorded snowfall since Oklahoma City meteorological records began, three of them were March. (Thanks, guys. We’re under a winter weather advisory even now.) And frankly, I’m tired of getting up every morning to freezing temperatures around 273 degrees Kelvin.