With a sprinkling of croutons

Back in the pre-industrial days when I studied the concept of “word salad,” it was considered to be a possible byproduct of schizophrenia, depending on who was doing the analysis at that particular instant. Its application to spam came much, much later.

Since just about anything that can be done in spam can also be done in blog, it was inevitable that I would happen across something like this spectacular example of complete and utter nonsense which inadvertently contains some tiny shards of reality amidst its links to similarly-bogus bloggage. One paragraph is quite enough:

The most common cantonese ringtone remains to have male plug on cable, and female socket mounted in a piece of equipment, which was original intention of design. It would be cantonese ringtone to specify a new ripping location, too, so ripped song doesn’t end up dirty hippo ringtone in rest of your collection.

[One link — under “dirty hippo ringtone” — removed from original.]

Maybe someday Google Almighty will figure out a way to shred this stuff before it gets shoveled at you from under the sneeze bar.


  1. McGehee »

    6 April 2008 · 11:50 am

    Somewhere in a Catholic school classroom, Sister Mary Censorious is hyperventilating and she doesn’t know why.

  2. Brett »

    6 April 2008 · 10:59 pm

    Well, it’s almost too easy, but “The Dirty Hippo Ringtones” would make a great name for a band…

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