If you’re just joining us, here’s what’s happening: hundreds of people every week arrive at this site because of something they entered into a search engine, and most of the time I can find a dozen or so who entered something sufficiently bizarre to warrant making fun of it in public.
Sexual relationships with doctors: Because being screwed by your insurance company just isn’t enough.
invisibility developments: Haven’t seen any.
“texas law” “free beer”: Don’t you wish.
Satan is hitting me in my groin. Oil mw down and: And what? Don’t leave us, um, hanging.
what makes oxygen go away: A political debate. Sucks it right out of the room, every time.
oklahoma is deeply conservative: In some particulars, we’re shallowly conservative.
“roommate wanted” naked: Laundry room locked up over the weekend again?
if you get fat will you quit menstruating: Probably not, and put down that jelly roll already.
fetal homicide law unfair to men: On the other hand, fetal homicide is really unfair to fetuses.
stocking secretaries: In practice, you can keep on hand a 10-day supply at best.
IQ Testing Is No Fucking Good: “Hey, Jenna, we found the guy who punched all the holes in the answer sheet!”
Lowest I.Q. ever achieved by a human: See previous item.
do teenagers desire to be emos or juggalos to defy parents: Honestly? They’d be Presbyterians if they thought it would piss off the parental units.
a 2 years old ho is leavening in a tiny flat and damp what is the consequences: Um, a yeast infection?
last time you laughed in 3 words: Reading this post.