I’ve heard lots of arguments against HB 1804, but this one is new to me:
Hispanics are freakin’ hot.
Seriously, have you seen Eva Longoria or Wilmer Valderrama?
Their naturally golden skin, dark eyes and dark hair.
I’d point out here that most of our local Latinos don’t look like Eva or Wilmer just like most of our local Caucasians don’t look like [insert names of two white hotties] and if we’re going to enforce aesthetics at the state level, I should probably start packing now before that telltale knock at the door.
Still, I jump-start my heart five days a week with the babes of Telemundo’s Cada Día, so I’m not going to take serious exception to this plan.