Which means we’re approaching four hundred of these odd requests from Actual Searchers Worldwide. Perhaps they found what they wanted, or perhaps not.
difference between Traditional newspaper versus craigslist: You can’t get a puppy to go on craigslist.
100 ways to look stupid: I claim expertise in only 70 or so.
how to empty a checking account: Writing lots of checks has always worked for me.
gummi aprons sex: I can’t help but think this was an attempt at a Googlewhack; these three words have seemingly nothing in common.
take my yolk: Please. (So saith Humpty Youngman.)
rejected otter pop flavors: “Manatee” was turned down out of hand; they never could get “Beaver” to come out right.
why am i so normal: All your perversities average out.
hate good looking men: Perhaps there’s a chance for me after all.
condom mnemonic devices: You might try tying a knot in one end.
why do redheads have attitude? Who’s gonna tell them they can’t? Not me.
on the streets of pittsburgh pennsylvania then again maybe not: “How do you get error messages from Mapquest?”
minot state fair north dakota keith urban kicks canadians out before he sings: Maybe they scare Nicole?
suppository ass: You certainly wouldn’t to chew one.
Whataburger Walter Cronkite: “And that’s the way I ordered it, Monday, October second, two thousand six.”