Fortunately, the price tag makes it easier to resist. But geez, get a load of this:
[T]he $47,000 Red Diamond bathtub from Water Games Technologies is probably a new
lowhigh in powder-room decadence. The screaming-red tub features multicolor lighting, a computer-controlled heating system that maintains your desired water temperature, an automatic disinfection system and built-in massager. Of course, that’s what any peasant’s tub offers the real action is in the two retractable HDTVs, Swarovski-encrusted champagne holder, and built-in GSM module that lets you call your bathtub and get things ready for some splashy time from afar.
You guys with CDMA phones are just out of luck.