Have you ever typed something really, really dumb into a search box, not knowing for sure what you might get?
Well, this isn’t about you. These people were actually hoping for something.
Car doesn’t accelerate above 30mph: You might want to keep quiet about that, lest Congress get the idea that all our cars should be so crippled.
where are the bonuses for shelbyville il walmart employees: In the second drawer, under the ledger book.
O/D Light is blinking in my 96 Mazda 626 what can i do: I suggest a $3000 loan.
disney nudity scenes: Now that’s just Goofy.
Complaints against Winstar Casino for disability discrimination: Because it’s important that the differently-abled have the same opportunities as the rest of us to piss away their income.
Gary England KWTV the racist weatherman: Hardly. He’s never said “We’ll keep you advised except for you and you and those [collective noun] over there.”
penectomy snip: You kind of hope it takes more than that. Like a chainsaw, perhaps.
its hard to find competent political science degree graduates: Which explains why every election has at least one loser, right?
pull off hosiery without looking like a slut: Actually, doing it with the hosiery on is far sluttier.
too bad your mother wasn’t a werewolf: She never had much enthusiasm for staying out late at night.
gas praise in wheeling: Blessings upon thee, Amoco Ultimate.
“she won’t have sex with me”: Maybe if you’d get off the damn computer once in a while.