I started doing this about three years ago, and it proved to be relatively popular among the readership, by which is meant that not one of them has commanded me to cut it out or face the Wrath of [insert name of presumably wrathful entity]. Besides, as the DJ used to say, the hits just keep on comin’.
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how to deal with plagiarists: Hang on a minute while I cut and paste this article.
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what turns fifty this year: More alleged 43-year-olds than you think.
hen house construction: Wait for the Fox News documentary.
thermo focker: We had one of those in the hen house. Cost $300 to replace.
is it okay to vanish over venetian plaster? Do you think you’ll leave a shadow or something?
girl accidentally becomes a invisible girl: Was Venetian plaster involved?
is it illegal to drive from oklahoma to texas to buy budwieser beer and bring it back: Oh, come on. It’s Bud, fercrissake. Plead insanity and get it over with.
dustbury i.q.: Somewhere in triple digits. I think. (This was requested by a coworker who probably had no idea that I read the logs. Until now, anyway.)