Strange search-engine queries (131)

Let’s see what we can shake out of SiteMeter (other than new variations on old Microsoft errors) this week.

o’reilly olbermann erotic fanfiction:  You’ll notice Anderson Cooper isn’t complaining about being left out.

marlon brando “undisciplined ham”:  I’m not one to go around disciplining hams.

“hot goat sex”:  I’m not one to go around disciplining goats.

yellow discipline piss:  I’m not one to — oh, never mind.

Photos of Adjustable Japanese Tongue Gags:  Hey, good thing they’re adjustable, huh?

dire modes of sexy behavior:  I’d say anything that involves a tongue gag is pretty darn dire.

250 diphenhydramine hcl enough to kill you:  The only thing I know for sure is that 150 didn’t kill me.

how do i disable the gps in my 2006 infiniti to keep the repo man from finding it:  Have you considered 250 mg of diphenhydramine HCl?

why is family nudism so common in europe yet extremely rare in the united states:  It’s not all that rare, but the combination of neighborhood loudmouths and venal state government agencies will tend to make it inadvisable to talk about it here.

grow taller yogurt:  I should think yogurt is tall enough as it is.

did the partridge kids get spanked by Shirley?  Just Keith, and I suspect he liked it.

blame San Andreas:  Well, it’s his fault.


  1. McGehee »

    4 August 2008 · 9:45 am

    …but no PornOK.

    Insert inevitable three-letter word here.

  2. localmalcontent »

    4 August 2008 · 9:58 pm

    You hit your stride with this one, Charles~!

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