And the stranger they are, the more likely they are to be cut out of Site Meter’s list and posted here.
switch bodies with Cameron Diaz: Something tells me this isn’t Roseanne Barr’s wish list.
aesthetic classics/oldsmobile/vodka: It would take roughly half a bottle of Ketel One to make a late-Seventies Cutlass look good.
how do magicians saw someone in half: Traditionally, with a saw, though modern three-way slicing techniques call for large panel-like blades.
short hair ohio bats: During lake-effect snows they flee to Kentucky.
did southern belles wear makeup? You’d never know it if they did.
blocking spam from senders with jumbled consonants: You mean “firstname.lastname@example.org” isn’t a real email address?
how to firm slackened labia: Two parts alum, one part Summer’s Eve.
konqueror coding error icon illuminati: Did you run the fnord job?
biting beaver “male sexuality”: It is considered bad form actually to bite it.
is yogurt colored with crushed red beetles: Well, not the plain varieties.
microsoft allegory: It ends with Bill Gates saying “640k ought to be enough for anyone.”
women nude in back yard: Not in my back yard. I checked.
maids that do more than clean in okc: You can’t afford them.
magical quatrain to have a big bombshell breasted sexy wife: “O spirits and powers / Grant this unto me / Adjust her rack outwards / No smaller than C.”