I suspect they’d sound like Deb:
[A]s for the argument that it’s somehow un-American not to vote, I’d say it’s un-American to shut up and do as you’re told even if it makes you throw up a little. If you’ve got to hold your nose to even get near the ballot, maybe it’s time to retain a little dignity and stay home.
Or, as Jim Hightower used to say, “If the gods had meant us to vote they would have given us candidates.”
Update, Election Day: Jenn*fer rec*mmends th*s sh*rt.
Further update: This is probably what Deb means by holding one’s nose.