If you were wondering “When’s the next time we get to look at some more weird search strings?” the answer is “Right about now.”
hedge against car depreciation: Don’t ever drive it. In fact, don’t even buy it.
haggis gummi bears Angry Scotsman: Well, no wonder he was angry.
flux capacitor tattoo: Most needle artists don’t have the 1.21 gigawatts it takes to make this design.
By hook or by crook, obtain an IQ of a minimum 75. Advice – go to the library and play some games! Yeah, that’ll pile on the points in no time.
makeup that stays on during makeout sessions: You’d think Cover Girl or Revlon or somebody would have addressed this need by now.
unicorn dick tattoos: Has anyone actually seen one long enough to make a design from it?
He stated that she never once balked at the full-frontal nudity: At which time the alarm went off and he realized that he’d dreamed the whole thing, from tryouts to trial.
does braums cook hamburgers all day: Until three minutes before you walk in.
Pedestrian mohel orange county california: A zoning variance for a drive-through was denied.
i think i’m correct therefore i am correct: This mantra has kept Paul Ehrlich alive for over thirty years.
“quaaludes government controversies in the 70’s”: Nothing controversial about ‘ludes. You just pop a couple and … zzzzzzzz …