In today’s entry from the Dingus-Embiggener files, the pseudonymous Josefina Hogue tries a (marginally) different approach to selling the product:
Now you can invite a different woman to your bedroom every night.
Hell, I can do that now. I just can’t expect any of them to show up.
It will be impossible not to notice all your abilities in bed.
Isn’t this pretty much always the case? I mean, if you’re any good at all, your partner will notice, and if you’re not any good, your partner will notice that too.