Courtesy of the DADA Server:
Your secret name is Stubbed Toe.
The animal which symbolizes you is Beer Thirty.
The color of your soul is Round.
The celebrity you most resemble is Nutmeg.
Your special pain or illness is Hans.
Your most important time of day is platypus.
The shape of your life is twighlight.
And the flavor which identifies you most is hitler.
Possibly even “hitlest.”
On a related subject: how many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? [Answer: The bicycle’s broken.]
(Suggested by Scribal Terror.)