Strange search-engine queries (153)

Does the arrival of a new year herald the arrival of a new set of weird inquiries? Why, yes it does.

sophia loren poses nude Pirelli calendar:  A vision of which I shall never tire.

Donna worked at seven eleven in oklahoma city at SE 44th and Bryant and then moved to texas. Where can I find her:  I’d say a 7-Eleven in Texas might be a good start.

penis shaped fish tattoo:  Is this a tattoo of a penis-shaped fish, or a fish tattoo shaped like a penis?

new orleans woman naked except for panty hose came up to her neck:  I believe that’s called a “body suit.”

what was it like in 1709:  About like this, except that Google took six weeks to answer a query.

percentage of men who wear bikini underwear:  Their own, or someone else’s?

girl that can remember everything:  Women develop this skill after becoming wives.

i bounced a child support check:  So how are things in jail?

Patricia chamless:  Funny, to me she always seemed to have lots of cham.

women nudecar driving:  Is that like, um, with the top down?

i suck at writing:  So get a blog. Who’ll know?

difference between buckshot and shot:  Obviously you’ve never been buckshot.

Martin Luther flatulence:  I blame the Diet of Worms.


  1. McGehee »

    5 January 2009 · 10:59 am

    ‘Atsa some-s spicy annelid!

  2. Old Grouch »

    5 January 2009 · 7:58 pm

    Neither one, it’s a tatoo which depicts a “shaped fish,” located on a… you get the idea.

  3. CGHill »

    5 January 2009 · 8:13 pm

    Now I’m wondering if I’ve misinterpreted John Lennon’s Shaved Fish compilation for all these years.

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