Yes, buoys and gulls, it’s time once more to poke through last week’s incoming search logs in the hopes of finding cheap laffs. (Hey, it’s always worked before.)
buy a copy of ann coulter playboy: Dream on.
eccentric rich: Well, yeah. Act like that when you’re poor and they’ll lock you away.
choosing between two women “science fiction”: More likely fiction than science.
look it is jeeves!!!!!!: This emotional outburst is so unlike you, Bertie.
margaret thatcher/stockingtops/upskirt: You’ll notice no one ever asks for this from John Major.
if you have a large number for an IQ is that good: You probably don’t have anything to worry about.
“nancy pelosi” & “rack”: Splendid idea. And how about an Iron Maiden for Harry Reid?
keep lying to cgh: And you’ll be sorry.
50 ways to please a woman: Give her a smile, Lyle / Buy her a rock, Jock / You don’t need to be rude, Dude / Just try to take heed / Bring her a rose, Mose / Don’t have to be all those / And don’t be a jerk, Kirk / You’ll get what you need.