Note to a person who knows not where she lives

You say there’s not enough room to enter your street address on our form.

I say, if you’re going to persist in entering it as “Seventeen Douchenozzle Terrace, Route Twelve,” well, of course it’s not going to fit.

The Postal Service will happily tell you your properly-standardized address. Use it. You’ll find it actually fits on the form.

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