Everyone starts a new week in a different way. Me, I go through last week’s search strings in the hope of finding something to snicker at. And usually I succeed.
lonnie donegan advertised brekfast cereal: Which, like chewing gum, tended to lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight.
dungwtf.com: Perhaps the last dot-com domain yet unregistered.
timeline diagram of the birth of jesus to eternity: You’ll spend the rest of your life scrolling your screen.
hydrochlorothiazide and marijuana: Do you really want diuretics working on you when you’re stoned?
what is the difference between bird shot and buckshot: Compare bird to buck, and think about it for a moment.
mrs. hill tattoo: She didn’t have one. Now that she’s remarried, she might, but she has no reason to want to show it to me.
russian woman sues over vasectomy: And she’d been saving up for it for so long, too.
words not to use in a job description: How about “must enjoy hellholes”?
suck me off with a bilge pump: No, no, no. You don’t want the ship going down.