See you later, allegator

I mean, just how many allegations are there in this one sentence?

An off-duty Essex police officer could face charges for shooting his allegedly neighbor’s dog after it tangled with his Pug, state police say.

As analyzed at Coyote Blog:

Is the fact that he is a neighbor in doubt? Or is the ownership of the dog in doubt? Or is it the species of the animal that is in doubt?

I call upon Vermont Governor Jim Douglas to establish a task force to clear up these matters once and for all.

1 comment

  1. McGehee »

    4 May 2009 · 8:12 am

    As written by an alleged reporter.

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