Watch your municipal nomenclature, all you tony little towns:
If you live in snoburbia, your neighborhood must have a quaint appendage like “village” or “town” the Village of Scarsdale, the Town of Darien, Chevy Chase Village. This is to distinguish your neighborhood from the nouveau one with a similar name a half-mile away.
Big frakkin’ deal. We have The Village. Says so right on the seal. The rest of you dilettantes can just go pound sand.