Strange search-engine queries (175)

What you’re looking at is a wholly-unrepresentative sampling of last week’s 4,000-plus visitors to this site; the selection is based entirely upon how many cheap laffs I think I can elicit from posting individual search strings. Let’s see what I get for my trouble.

i’m in dubai monday i want to meet you, i’m italian luca (anal sex appreciated):  Italian, huh? Is there a word for “TMI”?

disney’s up on the housetop:  I guess they really didn’t freeze him, then.

transsexual go to the lockerroom:  Yeah, you got a problem with that?

empty a checking account:  Piece of cake. I do it every month, it seems.

Workers visa in Labia:  Must be unfamiliar territory.

origin of dirt bag:  Like “douchebag,” without the perceived sterility.

dweeb’s cousin:  Um, that would be “nerd.”

does bob stoops go to choctaw casino:  It’s not my week to watch him.

is chas spelled chas or chaz (short for charles):  Yes, it is.

how big is the average refrigerator box:  Just a smidgen bigger than the average refrigerator.

“megan mcardle” “shoe size”:  Just a smidgen smaller than the average refrigerator.*

* Not based on actual observation. Sheesh.


  1. writer chick »

    8 June 2009 · 12:14 pm

    Those are some pretty bizarre search terms, Chaz. I’m always amazed at what brings traffic to my site too. I wish I could figure out a way to duplicate them – I still havent’ after three years of blogging.

  2. CGHill »

    8 June 2009 · 1:08 pm

    Like I always say sometimes, you should see the ones I don’t put up here. (Which, had you the patience, you could; my SiteMeter numbers are open to the public.)

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