It’s time once more to empty out the weekly logs and see if there’s anything snarkworthy therein. (Like there’s a chance that there isn’t.)
there must be somebody i could sue: Someone is making a lawyer very happy about now.
dinosaur knee bone sold at Sotheby’s: Was it connected to the thigh bone?
hot blonde at wal mart belle isle okc: I’m guessing this probably wasn’t a greeter.
who do you tell what your IQ score number means? A gentleman does not discuss such things in public.
bartlesville hoochie: A gentleman does not discuss such things in public.
prurient interests bad? A gentleman … oh, never mind.
does the prayer to st. teresa really need to be done before 11 a.m.: Not necessarily, but she’s in conference all day starting at noon, and then she’s going to the gym for a couple of hours.
gum 5,000 year old finland: I think we can probably rule out Juicy Fruit.
“wuss-b-gone”: Also try new Douche-Off.
married man in waukegan looking for bisexual encounter: Be sure to wear a Waucondom.