To glue with you!

They prompted one of my best lines ever: “You know, the trouble with My Little Pony is, well, she isn’t slutty enough.”

Well, now that I’ve been cruel enough to remind you, you can forget about the whole idea:

Don’t worry. It’s over. Playmates Toys has abandoned the line and I believe that very few actual little girls were exposed to the forbidden sexy whorses. Most of the projected products in the line were never even made (I kept checking for the boudoir set), as far as I could tell. In fact, it seems to me that it wasn’t just on the web that the toys flopped; it flopped on the shelves, too.

Which, when you’re a couple of orders of magnitude too horrible for even the Island of Misfit Toys, is probably just as well.


  1. fillyjonk »

    6 July 2009 · 2:12 pm

    And to think I wished for Breyer horses when I was a child. I had no idea.

    And I’m really glad I didn’t.

  2. Jeffro »

    6 July 2009 · 7:54 pm

    I blame the Smurfs. Smurfette and all those guy Smurfs? Wow.

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