Though I concede up front that this qualifies as intellectual curiosity at its finest:
Experiment: To determine whether it is possible (and if possible, advisable) to have a discreet orgasm in public, using remote-controlled, vibrating underwear.
Keep in mind the words of Penn Jillette: “Shopping, sex, and shopping for sex propel all new technology.”
Also keep in mind that this is very likely inappropriate for your workplace. The article, I mean.
(Swiped from cheerfully-pervish Michael Blowhard.)