One might almost call it a monologue

The McCain Institute for Advanced Vaginology announces: Know Your Vajayjay: An Expert Guide to What’s Up Down There.

All it lacks is an endorsement from Maureen Dowd, and clearly that’s just a matter of time.

I demur, though, on the V-word itself. “Vajayjay” is as uneuphonious a word as exists today; I’d almost rather hear one of the four-letter terms — no, not that one — instead.

Then again, my none-too-extensive experience with owners of same suggests that the preferred term is simply “there” (cf. The Tubes, “Don’t Touch Me There”).

9 comments

  1. smitty »

    14 August 2009 · 8:42 am

    Normally, I have the utmost respect for your good taste and judgment.
    I recommend another cup of coffee.

  2. GradualDazzle »

    14 August 2009 · 9:18 am

    I prefer “cooch.” I had a girlfriend in college who demurely referred to it as a “po-po,” but to me, that sounds too much like it might mean the other gender’s attachments instead, so I never used that one myself. And I have always thought that the anatomical term was just waaay too close to being somebody’s name, since I have a cousin named Regina. Obviously, no-one ever actually *pronounced* the word to me, so reading it, I assumed it was pronounced like her name.

    Imagine my horror at discovering the pronunciation of the Saskatchewan city.

    That’s just wrong, people.

  3. Lisa Paul »

    14 August 2009 · 5:40 pm

    Frank Sinatra and crew used to call it a “Bird”. So when he sang, “And your bird can sing” or ad libbed “How’s your bird Mrs. Robinson”, Dean, Sammy, Joey and Peter would hit the floor rolling.

  4. Dick Stanley »

    14 August 2009 · 6:45 pm

    “Down there,” I believe is proper. Cooze has a nice ring, tho.

  5. CGHill »

    14 August 2009 · 6:49 pm

    Which makes me wonder about John Lennon’s “And Your Bird Can Sing” (from Revolver).

  6. Lisa Paul »

    14 August 2009 · 8:27 pm

    I’m pretty sure John Lennon wasn’t in the Rat Pack, so I’m not sure he meant the same thing Frankie did when The Chairman covered the song.

  7. John Salmon »

    15 August 2009 · 9:30 am

    I wonder what Vijay Singh, the golfer, thinks of all this.

  8. Dick Stanley »

    15 August 2009 · 11:11 am

    OT, John S. I wish you’d get a new comment system. It’s always asking me to verify the letters/numbers but the box is empty. Grrrr.

  9. John Salmon »

    15 August 2009 · 1:32 pm

    Dick-I just tried posting a commnet (not logged in) and the word verification came up. Not sure what’s wrong.

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