Strange search-engine queries (185)

One advantage to having made something like 14,000 blog posts (not to mention the presence of about a thousand items that aren’t blog posts) is that I get relatively high placement in search engines. The downside, of course, is that I get more than my share of search strings like these.

Why Does Pop Have Sodium in It:  So that the rest of us can justify calling it “soda.”

what jobs the world needs:  One dire need is for people to review the ever-increasing new laws and classify them into three basic types: unnecessary, intrusive, and downright harmful. (Expect some overlap.)

diet shoes:  The inevitable result of putting your foot in your mouth too often.

is windex bad for washer fluid:  Apart from being about four times more expensive, probably not.

fudge train going nowhere:  Not all maps show the Brown Route.

turd tattoo:  For a lot less money and a whole lot less discomfort, you can get the genuine article.

betty veronica archie naked:  Mr Weatherbee will be furious.

margaret trudeau nude upskirt photos:  Were she nude, there’d be no skirts to photo up.

what happens when walmart moves:  You have this big empty concrete box and nothing to fill it with.

kosher poptart brands:  You might try Kellogg’s Frosted Mini-Matzos.

“the shock annihilated her brain”:  It didn’t, however, prevent her from winning another term in Congress.


  1. McGehee »

    17 August 2009 · 7:13 am

    That Margaret Trudeau search reminds me of that old “nude wearing lingerie” search that turned up on my site years ago.

  2. Baby M »

    17 August 2009 · 12:50 pm

    I think that last one is a quote from one of the “Hitchhikers’ Guide” books.

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