One advantage to having made something like 14,000 blog posts (not to mention the presence of about a thousand items that aren’t blog posts) is that I get relatively high placement in search engines. The downside, of course, is that I get more than my share of search strings like these.
Why Does Pop Have Sodium in It: So that the rest of us can justify calling it “soda.”
what jobs the world needs: One dire need is for people to review the ever-increasing new laws and classify them into three basic types: unnecessary, intrusive, and downright harmful. (Expect some overlap.)
diet shoes: The inevitable result of putting your foot in your mouth too often.
is windex bad for washer fluid: Apart from being about four times more expensive, probably not.
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what happens when walmart moves: You have this big empty concrete box and nothing to fill it with.
kosher poptart brands: You might try Kellogg’s Frosted Mini-Matzos.
“the shock annihilated her brain”: It didn’t, however, prevent her from winning another term in Congress.