Unlike the government, this feature takes no Monday holidays: into the logs we go.
what is a totally enclosed recessed fixture: How many people who have to ask “what is a totally enclosed recessed fixture” does it take to screw in a light bulb, anyway?
women stripped by invisible man: Because he totally wouldn’t have the nerve to try that if they could see him.
tattoo lettering generator: Yeah, but does it have a spell-checker?
“mama cass” “drum break” For all the unkind things said about Cass Elliott during too short a lifetime, no one ever accused her of breaking a drum.
hot flashes dripping wet: Wouldn’t this produce, like, steam?
ankle sweet spot sex: “Ow!” “What’s wrong?” “Oh, it’s that damn bracelet.”
does Ann Coulter wear hose: Certainly not with an ankle bracelet.
machine washable bra: Because you wouldn’t want to send it to the dry cleaner’s.
worlds funniest bra: Sorry, we can’t help you. It’s at the dry cleaner’s.
broccoli male enhancement: Because zucchini would be just too obvious.