If they’re out of Evening in Paris

How about eternity in R’lyeh?

The sunken city of the Great God Cthulhu. A hellishly dark aquatic scent, evocative of fathomless oceanic deeps, the mysteries of madness buried under crushing black waters, and the brooding eternal evil that lies beneath the waves.

Available in 5-ml and 10-ml quantities. Also available: Shoggoth, Y’ha-nthlei, and Brown Jenkins.

(Via Pharyngula.)


  1. fillyjonk »

    17 September 2009 · 8:23 pm

    Smells of sulfur? Fire and brimstone?

    Still, I know people who would buy it.

  2. Andrea Harris »

    17 September 2009 · 8:58 pm

    Yeah, me! Okay, maybe not if it smells like sulfur.

  3. McGehee »

    18 September 2009 · 10:18 am

    Just the thing to wear while at the local pub sipping a Gin & Miskatonic.

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