The suspiciously Flemish-looking Michelle Malkin says to “prepare for recriminations.” Yeah, liberals are already trying to blame Republicans, but if I live to be 56, I’ll be enjoying the recriminations with bikini-clad cuties on the beach in Rio, covering the 2016 Olympics. (Just warning regular readers, so you can get ready for the Mother Of All Tip-Jar Rattles.)
If I live to be 56, which requires me to hang on for about seven weeks more, I don’t expect to be hanging with any bikini-clad cuties, largely because it will be freaking winter.
Then again: Won’t the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro, the topic of all this, be held in winter anyway? I mean, Rio is south of the equator. (It doesn’t get cold there apparently the record low is a mere 5°C, which is hardly my idea of low, inasmuch as it was 7°C here this morning but it’s the principle of the thing.)