Now what we need is for some enterprising, um, enterprise to provide the supply. Admittedly, I have some qualms about the product: for one thing, I suspect that it might be easier to apply, if not necessarily any more effective, were it supplied as a spray rather than as a roll-on.
(Idea swiped from here. Production done entirely in Microsoft Paint in approximately the time it would have taken just to load Photoshop. Note to SC Johnson: It’s a parody, dammit. Don’t get your Scrubbing Bubbles in an uproar.)