Strange search-engine queries (48)

At this rate, we’ll reach 100 episodes of this little sideshow by the end of next year.

Scarlett OHara New Jersey Band:  Guitar, drums and bass, but no fiddler-dee-dee.

can i sue homeowner for carbon monoxide death of my husband:  Why, did she lock him in her garage or something?

“mark cuban” intj:  Yeah, you gotta be an introvert in today’s NBA.

shredded coal mine boners:  This explains much about Big Bad John.

Does Daneel Olivaw ever have a relationship with a female robot?  Not that I know of; while development of female robots took place after Susan Calvin’s retirement, by then Olivaw was busy with the reinvention of himself.

does a 95 mazda 626 have clutch fluid?  That depends. Does it have a clutch?

involuntary celibacy penis size:  Usually not a factor.

maureen dowd curvy:  Well, kind of.

god hates bloggers:  Actually, God hates Blogspot, and is not all that crazy about Xanga either.

scholarships for descendants of pillsbury family?  If they don’t already have enough dough of their own.

How can you tell if a man is not sexually active?  For one thing, his blog is updated daily.


  1. scooby214 »

    1 January 2007 · 12:30 am

    Happy New Year from a regular reader!

  2. Vaspers the Grate »

    1 January 2007 · 12:51 am

    God’s blog is the Holy Spirit who leads us into “all truth”, the all-correct subjegation of lie to debris whimsy, see, all the carpets lead to another ethereal floor.

    Blogspot is supreme ease of minimalism and good image uploading, good Googling, and good multi media player embedding ala YouTube and Odeo pods.

  3. John Salmon »

    1 January 2007 · 6:26 pm

    Against all that’s good, true, pure, and even right, I think Maureen Dowd is kind of hot. (Curvy I doubt.)

    Total Celtic bitchdom. You have to be sick to like that, but what can I say, that’s the family history.

    As long as she doesn’t talk…or write, that is.

  4. Mister Snitch! »

    1 January 2007 · 6:52 pm

    She’s curvy. She’s got serious, serious problems, but she’s curvy. It goes beyond her ‘bitchiness’ (whatever that means). She has serious man-issues. If you get involved with her, it’s because you, too, have serious man-issues. You wanna give that some serious thought before you dive in the pool.

  5. John Salmon »

    1 January 2007 · 7:23 pm

    If I’m translating correctly, Snitchy, you want her too. You go, boy!

    Part of the deal with MoDo is that she looks a lot like a red-headed version of my longest standing and most desperately unrequited crush.

    Unrequited on my part, unrequested on hers, that is.

  6. Mister Snitch! »

    1 January 2007 · 7:36 pm

    If I’m translating correctly, Snitchy, you want her too. You go, boy!

    Now, now. I do have that court order to consider.

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