Developing a very special, very new product: the home Pap smear. Seriously, every effing time I turn around, I’m making an appointment (six months in advance) to see my gyno so she can charge me a bajillion dollars to swab my bajingo. I’m over the two hour wait and am all set answering awkward questions about my sex life and lady parts. Hence the home Pap smear. A medical degree is not required to successfully carry out a smear. Mainly, one only needs to be comfortable with her own body and voila! Dollar dollar bills saved, y’all. Send it off to a lab and you’re good till next year. I am so serious about this.
I think this is a brilliant idea, though I’m unsure whether I’m looking forward to the inevitable follow-up: the home DRE kit, which might be a bit more involved than bajingo-swabbing.