If you’ve never seen this before, either you haven’t been paying attention or you’re very new to this site. What happens here: I poke around in the week’s referrals, and the goofiest-looking search strings are posted here for the amusement of the readership. Sometimes it even works.
are scholl sandals bad for your feet: Not as bad as, say, dancing over hot coals barefoot.
they hate me because i’m thinner: No. They hate you because you keep reminding them that you’re thinner. And keep in mind, you’ll fit into the woodchipper a lot more easily.
This I ain’t made for putzing: But that ain’t what it do / One of these days some I / Is gonna putz all over you.
out of date fudge: Don’t even think about handing it out next Halloween.
when to not wear socks: “When wearing sandals” comes most immediately to mind.
convert into txt spk: WTF4?
i cant make a living working at kmart: Lately, neither can they.
can a woman drive with no power steering: Sure. It’s easier, though, to drive a car that never had it than to drive a car that had it up until a couple of minutes ago.
anti anti lock brakes: Offered as a package with nonpower steering.
grape nuts is cattle feed: Cattlemen won’t spend four bucks a box for feed, you may be sure.
chat room all naked “no models”: This idea is useless without webcams, and sometimes with.
can trees kill themselves: Some of them, despairing, have wanted to, after hearing those bipeds yammering about deadly carbon dioxide.
charles hill and flight attendant: It never happened. If it had, I’d have been escorted to the exit somewhere over the Continental Divide.