Words I can live by

For that matter, so can you, without a great deal of effort:

Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year’s. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you’ll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.

And it’s not like you’re going to be dipping into the eggnog in April, fercrissake.


  1. Cary »

    3 December 2009 · 8:16 pm

    We’re not?

  2. Charles Pergiel »

    4 December 2009 · 12:28 am

    Mmmm, eggnog. Mmmm, buffet. Mmmmmmmmm.

  3. Donna B. »

    4 December 2009 · 4:27 am

    My Dad popped into town today and since our power was out (getting new poles and a new transformer on the street) we hit the buffet at the casino offering 50% off for over 50.

    So yeah… mmmmm, buffet.

  4. fillyjonk »

    4 December 2009 · 7:33 am

    Really? To hear the healthist stories on the news, it sounds like they actually want everyone to double their exercise this month. And to eat only raw vegetables. Because apparently enjoying yourself is bad for you. And apparently December magically makes people fat. (I think one of the stories was blaming Santa.)

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