Why, yes, I’d rather be vacationing in Hawaii, thank you, but hey, the logs wait for no one, so here we go with this week’s installment.
Lesley Gore Where is she now: Oh, come on. You don’t own her. She’s not just one of your many toys.
“wake a sleeping student”: Tell him there’s a pop quiz. That will usually get his attention.
hubby saw wife on cam: And a double overhead cam at that.
don’t piss off the pillsbury dough boy cheezburger: I can haz cressunt rollz?
item you can bury to have an immense value: Just about any current cap-and-trade proposal will be much better buried.
myrna loy’s unfortunate legs: What’s unfortunate is how little we got to see them.
who was alive in the year 0: Nobody you’d know, I suspect.
people you never thought you’d see naked: Nobody you’d know, I suspect.
what type of exercise can a male to female crossdresser do to get a smaller waist: Just pulling up stockings will work those abs.
“grit eating scum”: Most of the scum I know won’t touch grit, as an entree anyway.
what’s a spendophobia: A rare condition, to which government office-holders are largely immune.