A civil dung

Roberta X reports:

I didn’t mention the other part of the rumor about certain possible allegations made by the presumed Editor of a supposed local newspaper to a State Legislator: said Editor has accused the NRA of putting a flaming bag of dog poo on his porch.

Then again, the Fourth Estate should respect the turd:

If you are the Editor of a major bigtime newspaper and you are doing your job properly, you ought to be finding a bag of flaming dog excrement or something similar on your doorstep at least once a week.

Gads. Mencken lived in vain.

Actually, he lived in Baltimore.

(Yes, it’s a Firesign rewrite. Let them plant a sackful of feces flambé on the premises.)


  1. paulsmos »

    7 January 2010 · 10:36 pm

    “Why this is a bag of shit…”

  2. smitty »

    8 January 2010 · 7:48 am

    Leaving _any_ product from the 111th Congress on someone’s porch should be considered a hate crime.

  3. Roberta X »

    8 January 2010 · 1:47 pm

    A hit, sir! A palpable hit! :)

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