Foolish beatdown

Deborah Gibson has not been smoking in the girls’ room:

While [I was] in the restroom, the flight attendant started banging on the door saying “Miss! Smoking is NOT permitted in flight!”

I was thinking — “Is she talking to me?” So, I replied… “Sorry?” — as I’m trying to do my business in peace!

Then, I feel her hands all but coming through the side of the restroom. There must be someway they can bust in or whatever. She’s banging and I quickly pause what I’m doing, pull up my jeans, and open the door. Can you say “feeling a bit violated?”

I suspect they’d have left her alone if she’d been sporting explosive underwear.

1 comment

  1. fillyjonk »

    1 February 2010 · 2:43 pm

    I realize there are two sides to every story and all, but WTH? Since when do flight attendants get the opportunity to randomly violate the privacy of passengers.

    Just another bullet point on my “why I will never fly again, even if it means never getting to see Ireland” list.

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