While [I was] in the restroom, the flight attendant started banging on the door saying “Miss! Smoking is NOT permitted in flight!”
I was thinking “Is she talking to me?” So, I replied… “Sorry?” as I’m trying to do my business in peace!
Then, I feel her hands all but coming through the side of the restroom. There must be someway they can bust in or whatever. She’s banging and I quickly pause what I’m doing, pull up my jeans, and open the door. Can you say “feeling a bit violated?”
I suspect they’d have left her alone if she’d been sporting explosive underwear.