This weekly feature contains the least-unfunny items from seven days’ worth of search strings leading to this very site; in its only world competition, it took the tin medal.
time compressed movies: For instance: 1620: A Space Odyssey.
female clothing optional birthdays: If you can persuade them so, you’re a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
insanity nekkid: Aw, give her a break. It’s her birthday.
Application “Who has seen your profile?” is unavailable: Perhaps someone was looking at your profile at the time.
what was the name of the country where the sun doesn’t go down: I dunno, but I bet it’s on the warm side of Mercury.
penis football field: If he even starts to compare his to one, he lies.
i’m reputedly intelligent: You’re seeking corroboration, then?
do any rockstars have a prince albert piercing: I dare say, this question is above my pay grade.
hysterectomy sling anal sex: And they say I have no patience.
how can i ease my mind the day before an HIV test? If it’s any consolation, this isn’t the kind of test you have to cram for.
Obligatory Rule 34 item: gay sex with old men scholl sandals.