The game’s the same as it was last month: only the name and other tokens of bogosity have been changed.
And while we’re at it, why are there exactly six of them?
The game’s the same as it was last month: only the name and other tokens of bogosity have been changed.
And while we’re at it, why are there exactly six of them?
The purpose of comment spam, generally, is to provide links to some dubious site in the hope of boosting its Google standing.
And this site, referenced in a spam received yesterday, is at the peak of dubiousness: megabigass.porndairy.in.
“Omigod, Desi, look at her butt!”
I admit to having lost the war: email clients, with very few exceptions, now default to HTML encoding, which means it’s no longer particularly useful to conceal whole pages of hidden text in an effort to foil spam filters. Which is not to say that there aren’t some diehards out there still; something bannered “16 Senior Discounts You Might Have Missed” contained the following textual landfill:
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Resting comfortably together in the bottom of the spam trap yesterday:
I guess “Jason” gets points for obsequiousness.
Or at least they’re hoping I am:
The link goes to email-admin.ml, and .ml is the country code for the Republic of Mali, which makes me wonder if maybe I should forward this to the French Foreign Legion.
A hint of Apple-scented phish:
Then again, if you’re gonna be spoofed, might as well be spoofed by someone with good hardware, am I right?
And will regret it later, I suspect:
Seems legit. pic.twitter.com/ivpssd9ohW
— snipe, mother of assets 🐾 (@snipeyhead) April 6, 2018
Trust me, you don’t want to be a scam victim, and nobody is going to send you $500,000. In fact, nobody is going to send you $5.
The title was “Legal Service Inquiry,” and this was the extent of the text:
We want to retain your firm for legal representation matter.
Shionogi & Co., Ltd.
The addresses of all the “undisclosed recipients” were encrypted, but there didn’t seem to be anything hidden below the message header. I have no idea why this would be sent to me; I am not a lawyer, and it’s been a few years since the last time I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.
Patrick Reames had no idea why Amazon.com sent him a 1099 form saying he’d made almost $24,000 selling books via Createspace, the company’s on-demand publishing arm. That is, until he searched the site for his name and discovered someone has been using it to peddle a $555 book that’s full of nothing but gibberish.
I’ve bought rather a lot of gibberish from Amazon, though I’m quite sure I paid less than $555 for it. This is a different sort of scheme entirely:
“Based on what I could see from the ‘sneak peak’ function, the book was nothing more than a computer generated ‘story’ with no structure, chapters or paragraphs — only lines of text with a carriage return after each sentence,” Reames said in an interview with KrebsOnSecurity.
The impersonator priced the book at $555 and it was posted to multiple Amazon sites in different countries. The book — which as been removed from most Amazon country pages as of a few days ago — is titled Lower Days Ahead, and was published on Oct 7, 2017.
Reames said he suspects someone has been buying the book using stolen credit and/or debit cards, and pocketing the 60 percent that Amazon gives to authors. At $555 a pop, it would only take approximately 70 sales over three months to rack up the earnings that Amazon said he made.
Nor is this the only example of the scheme:
[S]earching Amazon for the name Vyacheslav Grzhibovskiy turns up dozens of Kindle “books” that appear to be similar gibberish works — most of which have the words “quadrillion,” “trillion” or a similar word in their titles. Some retail for just one or two dollars, while others are inexplicably priced between $220 and $320.
This one uses the time-honored Butter Up the Webmaster technique:
Excellent goods from you, man. I have bear in mind your stuff previous to and you are just too excellent. I really like what you’ve bought right here, really like what you are saying and the way in which through which you assert it. You make it enjoyable and you still care for to stay it smart. I can not wait to learn much more from you.
This is really a tremendous site.
Tremendous, it is. And I do work at staying it smart.
I suspect anyone who’s run a blog for more than a week and a half has received stuff like this:
I got a spam email from a dude the other day who told me how great my blog was. Then he offered to write it for me. I guess his message was “you are good, but I am better”. If this drivel was written by someone else, it wouldn’t be my blog anymore, would it?
I fully acknowledge that better writing would help the place. It might drive up readership. An editor would be a significant improvement. While we are at it, a template change and pruning of the blogroll would spruce the place up too. A pay raise for the writing and custodial staff would improve morale. Perhaps new iPads and laptops for the research department are in order. How about pretzels and cold beer TGIF parties?
But no, what they really want you to do is to download some highly-dubious utilities. Or worse.
A fraudster who met her victim on a dating website for naturists scammed him out of £50,000.
Moira Etchells, 45, met Ian Chatting-Tonks in 2013 and persuaded him to lend her the cash to start a business artificially inseminating cows.
Swansea Crown Court heard she spent £35,000 on a new Land Rover and banked the rest.
Etchells, of Llanelli, Carmarthenshire, admitted fraud and got an 18-month sentence, suspended for two years.
Which doesn’t sound like too much of a sentence, but she did sell the vehicle and pay back the amount she scammed.
The court was told Etchells had underlying bipolar effective disorder and her condition led to her making “fanciful” claims.
“I have found this case truly bizarre,” said Judge Geraint Walters.
One wonders if this case would have gotten coverage from the BBC had the participants been clothed. Maybe the artificial-insemination angle might have done it.
First spam, 11:03 am Sunday:
Hi there i am kavin, its my first time to commenting anywhere, when i read this post i thought i could also make comment due to this good paragraph.
Second spam, two hours later:
Hey there! I know this is kind of off topic but I was wondering if you knew where I could locate a captcha plugin for my comment form? I’m using the same blog platform as yours and I’m having problems finding one? Thanks a lot!
Now obviously these “people” are lying like a rug. But they both came from the same IP address: 18.104.22.168. And they’re both linking to the same YouTube video:
That’ll be 0.4 BTC from each of you, due within 15 days.
Actually, this claims to be a JPEG rather than a GIF, but either way, it looks remarkably untrustworthy:
The actual link, as sent, does contain the string “DCIM_36821,” but it’s not a JPEG. Go figure.
Smart spam filters, it appears, are barely brighter than dumb spam filters:
FastMail says once its system has learned 200 spams and 200 not-spams to my account, a personal spam filtering algorithm based on that learning will go into effect. In the almost two months I’ve been using FastMail it’s learned thousands of not-spams; the number of spams it claims to have learned is … 27. At this rate I’ll have my personal spam filter in time for the 2020 election cycle. I can only hope the educational process picks up steam between now and Boxing Day.
But that’s the thing about all the variations on the theme of artificial intelligence: they may not be particularly intelligent, but they’re practically guaranteed to be artificial.
This is, I suspect, extremely dubious:
This is the most incredible email attachment virus I have ever seen. pic.twitter.com/9Yj2a4Dq9t
— SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) November 2, 2017
And you have to figure, Swift has seen them all, or at least most of them.
At this writing, 0.087 BTC was worth a hair over six hundred dollars.
Um, I don’t have an iPhone. You don’t suppose this could be a … a SCAM?
Besides, a real message from Apple would likely be written in a less incompetent version of English. “You should complete some personal informations on our help center,” indeed. The link in the box goes to managementsupportteam.com, which you may safely assume is not about to support your management.
I suspect anyone who’s survived 180 days of blogging is now subject to this little inconvenience:
I received a guest post spam email a few months ago from someone who was very eager to write a post for this site. The person introduced herself as “a pioneer in online wholesale business.” In fact, she claimed to have “over 50 years experience in wholesale business.”
That was the first red flag.
She said she was “impressed by most of the posts/content” and added a little emoji, perhaps to soften the blow of such a statement. Fortunately, she didn’t elaborate which ones she was not impressed by.
If you have 50 years’ experience on any Topic A, it stands to reason that you probably don’t have a Topic B. This interloper certainly didn’t:
She then offered suggestions of five blogging topics she was ready to write for this site. Here was the writer’s actual list:
- Become a Successful Wholesale Supplier in 30 Days
- Want to be Amazing Wholesale Supplier? Here’s How
- How Much Can You Really Save by Shopping in Bulk?
- Opening a Restaurant? Read These Time (and Money) Saving Tips
- How to Coordinate Wholesale Shipping With International Partners
Or maybe she already had these five articles written and was looking for some
poor sucker kind soul to help pass them along.
It gets worse. The last few of these I’ve received insisted on following up. Twice. Once, thrice. (“Just in case you missed it…”)
It’s at least somewhat obvious to me that these people are doing the least possible research: someone who’s written twenty thousand posts does not need to peel off fifty bucks for an article about wholesale shipping.
Received yesterday: a spam offering a “New Wild Lettuce Video.”
I guess this had to be somewhere between romaine and Romulan. It goes on: “Similar to Morphine: The Best Natural Painkiller that Grows in Your Backyard.”
The rest of it is poorly disguised filler ripped off from some medieval-history article.
And I don’t get this URL: lostways.download. Plus a whole bunch of random spew. It’s a real top-level domain, but I wouldn’t trust it on general principle.
Reports some loser at 22.214.171.124:
That is really fascinating, You’re an excessively professional blogger. I’ve joined your rss feed and sit up for in search of extra of your fantastic post.
Not true. Were my professionalism excessive, right about now you’d be trying to fend off a DDoS from Cthulhu himself.
There is no shortage of mountebanks who offer to make you a veritable king in the land of Google. This one hit the spam trap t’other day, and spilled rather a lot of beans:
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Here’s how LinkLifting works. All you’ll want to do is enter your web site and goal Web optimization key phrases or phrases within the kind above. Our system will routinely recommend probably the most related pages of your web site for promotion, in addition to recommending a month-to-month funds to realize your outcomes.
On daily basis, our crew will scan out huge database of tens of hundreds of top of the range donor web sites to seek out efficient backlinking alternatives. As quickly as we discover a match on your webpage, we’ll add a robust, extremely related backlink pointing straight to your goal web page.
There’s no want so that you can ship e mail after e mail to webpage house owners and bloggers
There’s no have to pay an Search engine marketing company enormous charges for a fraction of the outcomes
There’s no want to fret about your web site by no means transferring up within the rankings
There’s no farking command of the English language. And these people want to run database searches for you? They couldn’t find a fart in the restroom of a Taco Bell.
As a substitute of spending your money and time on Search engine optimization methods that don’t ship outcomes, you earn nice hyperlinks from extremely related web sites at a fraction of the associated fee you’d pay an Search engine optimization company for decrease high quality, much less related hyperlinks.
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This drivel was linked to someone’s Fiverr page, which can mean only one of one thing: some shlub is getting paid a pittance to spam it all over the universe. If you see it, be sure to delete it if you can, and laugh at it if you can’t.
If you get email through Earthlink, you might have received this low-grade annoyance:
During our last check, your account did not meet the security requirements according to our new policies.
One or more entries are inaccurate and need to be updated, your account will be placed on hold until you provide the required information.
To correct this issue and resume normal activity, please use our secure link:
Click here <http://dzyadzorm.com/%3fearthlink1rlev6/> to login and confirm your phone number.
You have 24 hours to provide the information or your account will be locked.
Yes, that’s the actual link address.
For what it’s worth, the Francophone spammers, at least in my limited experience, understand their language of choice better than the broken-English specialists who dominate the spam traps. This item was dumped on me last night:
En général, si une room interdit l’utilisation d’outils, les logiciels vont respecter ces interdictions, par suite il ne procèdent pas aux diversifications qui permettent à l’outil de fonctionner avec les spécificités de la room, notamment le codage des mains.
More or less:
In general, if a given room prohibits the use of certain utilities, the software you bring will comply with that prohibition, which means that you will not necessarily be able to work to the specifications of the room, even coding by hand.
I mean, yeah, it’s still spam, but it doesn’t insult one’s intelligence.
I still have a fax machine, but it gets scant use these days. It’s easier to deal with eFax, a j2 Global subsidiary that enables me to receive faxes through their Web site; an email alert comes in to advise of the arrival of a fax, and their application can be set to provide an eFax-specific notification.
In came two alerts yesterday, and they weren’t in the usual eFax format: the alleged Caller ID numbers, which numbers I’d never seen before, were out of place, and instead of the usual link to efax.com, there was a ZIP file with a filename of [seemingly random 14 digits].zip. “Ha,” I said, and then a little bit later: “Ha.”
Neither of the two alleged Caller ID numbers, incidentally, exists at all: there is no area code 221, and 838, beginning later this year, will coexist with 518 in New York State’s Capital District and points north, but no 838 numbers have yet been assigned.
This hit my mailbox last night. Please note the, um, return address:
That’s gotta be a pretty large domain, don’t you think?
Most comment spams are incomprehensible.
Most personal ads are incomprehensible.
Now combine the two and you have this thing, dropped into my mailbox this week:
Smart, crazy, funny, wanting and eventually still mature. I’m 5-3 midium built with stunted wavey black hair. I smell good. I pet good and yes, I am attractive. With very light peel (IRISH) and Honeybrown eyes (Mexican) I have a greats ense of humor and when your sad or up-end, I will shape you laugh. Looking looking for joy and excitment, would infatuation to arrange pleasure I am finishing up my considerably in college, dearth to have nonsense in between. Not looking in the direction of A LTR.
The rest is sufficiently disquieting to justify throwing it under the jump:
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“You may have been pre-qualified for an auto loan up to $32,950,” says the back of this silly-ass document, billed as “Freedom Certificate of Finance — Preferred” on the front, along with a picture of Lady Liberty flanked by a couple of pieces of artillery. After all, what’s more American than recovering from a period of penury by going out and overspending on a frigging new car?
This is the very top of that front page:
No document attempting to sell me stuff can possibly be “Important.”
Dropped into the spam trap last night, by someone using TinyURL to obscure whatever address was being promoted:
Wow, incredible weblog structure! How lengthy have you ever been blogging for?
you made running a blog look easy. The total look of your site is magnificent, let alone the content material!
And I insist that you let alone the content material; I don’t cotton to content scrapers.
This is one of the Suck Up to the Webmaster-style comment spams, and it was blissfully short:
Nice blog i get more information in here thank
Couldn’t come up with a location for the IP address (126.96.36.199), but the proffered URL actually worked as a URL, and better yet, it didn’t offer to sell me wiener pills.
So I’m cutting some small amount of slack here: he gets no comment approval — after all, if I did approve him, future comments would not go through the moderation queue — but I am going to show you what’s at the most recent post of his. It looks like this:
English might be his third language, maybe.
Presumably offered by someone with an .ru address, and duly dropped into the spam bucket:
Absolutely NEW update of SEO/SMM package “XRumer 16.0 + XEvil 3.0”: captchas regignizing of Google, Facebook, Bing, Hotmail, SolveMedia, Yandex, and more than 8400 another types of captchas, with highest precision (80..100%) and highest speed (100 img per second).
You can connect XEvil 3.0 with all most popular SEO/SMM programms: XRumer, GSA SER, ZennoPoster, Srapebox, Senuke, and more than 100 of other programms.
Interested? There are a lot of demo videos about XEvil in YouTube.
See you later!
There is white-hat SEO, and there is black-hat SEO. I suspect this is the blackest possible hat. (How much more black can this be? The answer is none. None more black.)
And I can’t find any references to “regignizing” except in copies of this blurb. Should it be “recognizing”? Bing, at least, thinks so, and Google appears to agree.