Time keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping, into the future, or so Steve says, but I keep turning to the recent past, in the hopes I’ll find something at least marginally amusing for this Monday-morning series.
naked toreador: Not a swell idea. Have you seen these bulls lately?
does fn4a-el transmission has a high speed and high gear shifting rate: You’re driving a Mazda Protegé, fercrissake. If you’re expecting that, you must be high.
word with rami malek robot want: Um, you better give the robot what it wants.
maria lost her job because the economy is shrinking. this is an example of: News, if the GOP is in power.
popeyes chicken oklahoma city: Just raised their prices about 5 percent, to go with the 0.25% sales-tax increase.
radioactive tender: Now costs 35 cents more at Popeyes.
costume supercenter party pup pull string pinata home: That’s a big damn pup, if he can pull a piñata string.
speidel weed wiper: Holy glyphosate, Batman, what happened to those weeds?
logan, a blind man in his early twenties, was recently hired as a dj at a local radio station in miami. he was given permission by his manager to bring his guide dog to work. in this instance, logan’s employer makes: Damn sure the dog doesn’t crap on the console.
nudewithfriends: Presumably very good friends.
newsok oklahoma’s most trusted source: Possibly, if you can figure out the page layout.
otters and otter-hunting: You otter be ashamed of yourself.