What we do here, in case you hadn’t noticed, is to look through the hundreds of search strings that lead to this very site, and hope some of them are amusing enough to reprint here on Mondays.
Tom Servo, remind you to bite me: You know, you really should just relax.
where is cougar solenoid sensor: It’s in the cerebral cortex. Do you expect to meet any cougars?
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margaret trudeau no panties: Unlike, for instance, this guy.
cheap diet shoes: Do they have to be gluten-free?
outfits with orange shoes: Probably not cheap. Or low-calorie, either.
hot nightwear: If it’s really that hot, you might as well take it off.
“like to pee standing”: You might not want to do that in hot nightwear.
“what the font”: Perhaps you’re getting an Arial view.
variable attitude submersible hydrofoil china: And meanwhile, we worry about plastic straws.
snow is a four letter word: Yeah. So was “July.”