Welcome to Monday. Please have exact change. And please feel free to slog through entirely too many wacko search strings that somehow register here.
So you want to be a literary critic: Um, not really. I just want the phone number of one of those cute chick-lit writers.
Cantfindthetimebillboardhot100chart 1971: Can’t find the space bar, either.
garrison keillor net worth: About two-thirds what it was six months ago.
radioactive tender: Even hotter than Popeye’s.
twought: What they said in Elizabethan times, instead of “tweeted.”
bikini wax to beaver lovin: No reference to Brazil? Shame on you.
junk bonds lawyer: Coming this fall to The CW.
which paragraph summarizes julius caesar’s life best: “All I get is a frigging salad?”
“this question is for testing whether you are a human visitor and to prevent automated spam submissions” digital marketing manager job: Isn’t the first duty of the digital marketing manager to make sure that spam gets submitted?
tvtime direct mosquito repelling keychain: Also keeps away digital marketing managers.
gfy meaning impractical jokers: I hate to tell you jokers this, but that’s not what GFY means.