About 30 to 40 percent of my daily traffic is a small but apparently enthusiastic corps 0f regulars, some of whom have been coming by for more than a decade. Most of the rest got here via search engine; once a week I go through the logs to see what they were searching for. I’ve been doing this for, yes, more than a decade. Draw your own conclusions.
Bikini On Clothesline: The nearest village to a naturist beach in the southwest of England.
@fmail: The last step before Gmail. See also Preparation G and Formula 408.
ineffably: Subsequently replaced by “ingeeably.”
define pmoys: That was Hef’s job, and by all accounts he enjoyed it.
chepito car rental: Oh. For a moment there I thought you’d said “Cheapo.”
sickness insurance: Does not cover the sickness that overwhelms you when you get your insurance bill.
tighty whities men: Underwear does not discriminate. If women want to wear the damn things it’s fine with me.
doxxed urban dictionary: Did it not occur to you to actually go to Urban Dictionary?
santa ana winds allergies: As though having the tip of your nose burned off wasn’t bad enough.
say less remix: Not hardly. Cut down the remixes and a third of YouTube evaporates.
ontario assisted dying: We’re guessing that the cost of assisted living was too much to bear.
according to all known laws of aviation copypasta: No matter what happens, you will always have just enough fuel to get to the crash site.